Pandora is not rocking my world.

Pandora rocks.  We all know that.  And if you don’t, you don’t belong here so move along fella…go check out another blog.  We don’t like your kind here.

Anyway, back to Pandora.  I have this radio station that I have been meticulously fine-tuning for almost a year now.  It is the only thing I listen to on Pandora.  It all started with a Bob Segar song – “You’ll Accompany Me.”  one of my alltime favorite songs – top 5 without a doubt.  Nothing gets my lady juices flowing like that song.  Nothing.  I have this pathetic little fantasy that some dude will one day declare his love to me by playing me this song, and then I will marry that man.

Back to my mix.  I love it.  I agonize days over what artists to add to the station.  If I really like a song, I wait until the last possible moment to give that sucker a thumbs up because I know that whatever move I make will completely change my masterful mix.

Anyway, I haven’t done ANYTHING to my mix in a few days. Yet today, it is so different.  And I hate it.  It’s been nothing but Beatles, The Eagles, 112 made an appearance (who the hell are they? Some freaking boy band???).  The point is, I think someone hacked my pandora mix and added their terrible taste to it.  And it makes me want to punch my computer and anyone within 3 feet of me.  Pandora made work not only bearable, but GOOD.  Like real good.  I could sing, hum, shake my hips.  But today, it’s all gone.  All that hard work down the drain cuz some fucker messed with my mix.

Whoever did this is a total jerkface.

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